Posted by: Darragh | 17/12/2008

Hollywood actress stabbed?

Anyone else hear that your one from Legally Blonde has been stabbed? You know, the girl – Resse, Reese something or other?


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  1. Doyle, I pretty much hate you!!!

  2. You made me google, damn you!

  3. What’s the story? Hope it’s a joke, she’s a sweetheart!

  4. Jo, I do apologise. See, it goes like this.

    “I heard she was stabbed. You know, your one, Reese… Reese”

    “Witherspoon?”

    “No, with a knife…”

    Blame Twitter, source of all my badness.

  5. Oh Jo….

  6. Ahhhh. Dur. Good one!

  7. Xbox, you can keep your pity and disappointment! If I can ive with the shame, so can you!

  8. The girls in the office didn’t find that funny either :)

  9. GROAN!

  10. Ha,

    would serve her right for making legally blonde in the first place.

    I’d stab her all the same. Not with my spoon though, with my sausage.
    My sausage of lust.

  11. FYI – Don’t bother trying to translate it for your Dutch colleagues…

  12. That’s the sort of thing that could induce you to break into Reece Witherspoon’s house and stab her with one of her own spoons…

  13. Imagine how Tony Woodcock met his fate….

  14. [...] I also got a genuine fright today when I heard about Reese Witherspoon. [...]

  15. Ah that’s an old one Darr. Surprised at how many people you caught out tho! Don’t people get told bad gags by taxi drivers in Dublin?!?

  16. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! Hilarious!!! You better hope Maxi Cane doesn’t steal that on he’s always stealing my jokes!

  17. Beware the sausage of lust.

    I think Legally Blonde is a GREAT film. So there.

  18. I got 3 people with that joke this weekend, tee hee.

  19. i dont get it


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